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Joke cartoon all wonderful
Posted March 15, 2012 by snowflake


Some Marriages Insights


My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-- Milton Berle

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a j...
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Funny cartoons and jokes
Posted February 3, 2012 by snowflake


Scared Monkey

One day a lion was walking around the jungle sad and lonely, when he
spotted a monkey up in a tree. He yelled up to the monkey to come down
and play, but the monkey was too scared. So the lion asked the monkey
what he could do to make him feel comfortable enough to come down. The
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DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding on the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorr...
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To be invited in a baby shower means that you need to bring something, either for the baby or for the new parents. You have to get a gift which you will give during the celebration like everyone else because this is one of the highlights that the parents will really enjoy. In addition, a baby shower...
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